English traitor and lickspittal to the Scottish Raj, Jack Straw, gets the Littlejohn treatment:
Thanks to Labour's devolution policy - described at the time in Orwellian terms of 'strengthening the Union' - the heavily-taxed English majority are relegated to second-class citizens and the subsidy-junkie Scottish Parliament may soon hold a vote on leaving the United Kingdom altogether.
Only under New Labour could the ancient office of Lord Chancellor be occupied by a greasy, pole-climbing party hack like Jack Straw - who makes grand speeches about Magna Carta and then trashes Habeas Corpus by supporting an extension of detention without trial to 42 days and scrapping the right to trial by jury.
It's not so long ago that Straw was accusing the English of being a nation of bloodthirsty racists, to appease the vast Muslim vote in his own constituency.
Now he poses as one of Brown's handmaidens of 'Britishness'.
It's all true. At least the previous incumbent of Straw's office had the excuse of being Scottish, and unelected. Jack Straw will be remembered as a traitor to his own people, not that he will care because we are a people that he describes as "potentially violent" and "very aggressive". And this from a man who is a potential very aggressive rapist!