Dementia epidemic at Conservative HQ

Having forgotten to mention the dreaded E-word in their first press release of the day, the Tories have now forgotten to mention England in the next two.

First up is Andrew Lansley reporting on the King's Fund Report into the English NHS.

Next on the rostrum of anti-English forgetfulness is serial dullard Michael Gove with a toothless rejoinder to the Government's proposed changes to the English primary curriculum.

According to Wikipedia Michael Gove has been called the "Tories' one-man think-tank". Oh dear! Bad news for the Tories if their one-man think-tank doesn't know what country he's talking about. Apparently he can't even pick up the Telegraph and educate himself as to the facts:

A major review of the primary curriculum in England recommends that computing skills usually taught at secondary school should transfer to the youngest pupils.

The BBC got it right too:

A major review of the curriculum for England's primary schools suggests that six broad "areas of learning" could replace individual subjects.

Michael Gove is a prime example of education gone bad. He has poor reading skills, an inability to communicate ideas, he doesn't know his geography and he doesn't listen.

When will they learn to say England?